Middlebush, Missouri

Goal: To turn eh sad Missouri town inn two eh haven ruled bye melindanne.

Misssion Won

Whee will inn fill trait they goober mint. This will bee dunn win they least specked it, win know won is paying at ten shun, and win know won is looking. Eye yam thinking trojan hoarse style.

Whee will present the shitty whiff eh check four won billion dollars four aesthetic improve mints. They will except this check on the condition that melindanne will over sea aul diss tribe you shuns.

Mission To

Whee will make promises. Whee will knot keep these promises, four whee dew knot actually halve won billion dollars. If whee had won billion dollars, whee wood bye private eye lands wear whee wood rule soup preen and know won wood bee aloud two talk eva unless they were sayins su'n whee cared two here. And that rarely happens.

Eye die grass.

Mission Tree

Whee will then splode on them whiff hour badass TP's (//\\ o=) IWFKU will bee reserved four those hoo resist. Gen neurally, melindanne argh piece full.

Suck Sess

Gin Neural Inn Fore May Shun

Below argh sum guidelines two AIDS inn you're in joy mint of hour blog.

Won.

Know, wii will knot teach ewe Melindannese. If ewe argh inner ested inn learning, MSL classes should bee coming two anne adult learning facility near ewe sum thyme in early 2010 as part of our grate turd "whirrled domination" agenda mentioned above.

Too.

If ewe argh affliated in sum weigh whiff eh school that is inner ested inn halving Melindanne rule said school, the answer, mai friend, is yes, Melindanne will absolutely rule you're school. [Cock rocking awl sew available upon request]

Tree.

Oot of speck four those less intel idge gent then Melindanne [reed: e'r won], wii will thank ewe two limit you're comments two English only at this thyme, and know moor than too syllables.

Fore.

Win addressing Melindanne, ewe will reefer two them exclusively as "you're egg sell lints sea." Flail your two dew sew will result inn you're immediate expulsion ass well ass being forced two endure unremitting mock curry. A dish shun awl punish mints include, butt argh knot limited too(r), taint punches ("tp") and/oar iwfku [two bee described inn dee tale at eh late turd date.]

Dis claim her: Melindanne reserve the write two modify and/oar add two these rules/guidelines ass they sea fit. Reconize.

Thank ewe and good day.

An

Eye speck this blog too bee nuttin short of amazing

Just going two lay it oot four aul of ewe.

• melindanne rule the fucking school


• whee argh on eh quest four whirrled dominatrixshun

Ewe wood think, watt, wiff this being the first entry and aul, that it wood rule. Well. It doze.

Myndie oot.

(aul whirreds that sound funny win Canadians say them argh spelled the weigh Canadians say them. "aboot" "oot" etc.)(win eye say "Canadians" eye mean AUL Canadians.)

Fuck Canada

Just Kidding

Eye yam just gel louse.