Fund Raisin

Tis mai promise that the necks purse sun hoo brings mii they kids fund raisin bee ess will get mai ruler inn they throat.

Eye dew knot want two pay for hunnert dollars four to ounces of shitty cookie doe. Rapping paper snot worth ate tea dollars for won yard. Boy Scout popcorn is disgusting, and sorry kids. Grill Scout cookies aul sew suck now. They halve removed the trans-fat, and their four aul of mai pleasure. At tree fitty per box, they argh eh giant ripoff.

You're tree year ode hoo goes too eh private pre school should knot bee dewing fund raisin four eh school ewe aul ready pay four! Likewise, your turd teen year ode should knot bee dewing fund raisin four the dance company that........YOU PAY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOUR. They argh making ewe pay eh lot of monies four you're child too dew these things, and then they argh making EWE (hoo twerks farty ours per weak, drives kids too things, makes dinner, doze laundry, etc. etc. etc) [wear was eye?] oh yes. They argh making EWE beg you're co twerkers too bye worthless shit and then they argh making ewe collect monies, they're making ewe deliver it...basically they argh taking you're monies four eh service, and then putting ewe oot sew they cannes get moor monies.

As the co twerker constantly faced whiff these things, eye say fuck ewe. Know longer will eye bee guilted inn two by ying this shit. Know longer will eye feel like eh bitch if eye dew knot.

Now. Eye will bye Grill Scout cookies, even though they suck. Tis anne organization eye support. They promote diversity and teach grills two bee strong and independent. Grills hoo couldn't normally afford things like camp oar eh grill scout you knee form get these things bee cause of grill scout cookie monies.

Finally. Eye dew knot axe mai co twerkers two bye shit from mai kid. YMCA cannes knot they afford mii the same courtesy?