Fund Raisin

Tis mai promise that the necks purse sun hoo brings mii they kids fund raisin bee ess will get mai ruler inn they throat.

Eye dew knot want two pay for hunnert dollars four to ounces of shitty cookie doe. Rapping paper snot worth ate tea dollars for won yard. Boy Scout popcorn is disgusting, and sorry kids. Grill Scout cookies aul sew suck now. They halve removed the trans-fat, and their four aul of mai pleasure. At tree fitty per box, they argh eh giant ripoff.

You're tree year ode hoo goes too eh private pre school should knot bee dewing fund raisin four eh school ewe aul ready pay four! Likewise, your turd teen year ode should knot bee dewing fund raisin four the dance company that........YOU PAY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOUR. They argh making ewe pay eh lot of monies four you're child too dew these things, and then they argh making EWE (hoo twerks farty ours per weak, drives kids too things, makes dinner, doze laundry, etc. etc. etc) [wear was eye?] oh yes. They argh making EWE beg you're co twerkers too bye worthless shit and then they argh making ewe collect monies, they're making ewe deliver it...basically they argh taking you're monies four eh service, and then putting ewe oot sew they cannes get moor monies.

As the co twerker constantly faced whiff these things, eye say fuck ewe. Know longer will eye bee guilted inn two by ying this shit. Know longer will eye feel like eh bitch if eye dew knot.

Now. Eye will bye Grill Scout cookies, even though they suck. Tis anne organization eye support. They promote diversity and teach grills two bee strong and independent. Grills hoo couldn't normally afford things like camp oar eh grill scout you knee form get these things bee cause of grill scout cookie monies.

Finally. Eye dew knot axe mai co twerkers two bye shit from mai kid. YMCA cannes knot they afford mii the same courtesy?

An.

YMCA dew eye halve two threat tin bodily harm two get ewe to right su'in?

hear goes.

iwku, iwtpu aul sew.

right su'in.

Oh Bomb Uh...

Sew e'r won's panties argh inn eh not bee cause Oh bomb uh is getting moor media at tin shun than McOld guy.

Gas is eating half of e'r won's inn cum, groceries argh eating the udder half, and their appears too bee know end in site. Shit is bad, yo. Eye dew knot speck twill bee getting bet turd annie thyme soon. Inn fact, eye bee leave whee argh inn the middle of eh vary long twisty slide that leads two the dark, cold bottom of the well.

People argh sad. People argh lieu sing they jobs. People cannes knot afford two dew annie thing fun. People argh worried aboot they health.

Sew along cums this young hot black man whiff aul these bright shiny ideals. Hee talks good, aul sew. Hee is smart, and cannes form eh sentence good. Hee aul sew appears two know whirrled geography (witch is step won inn whirrled domination.)

So yeah, the media is going two follow around the guy whiff the uplifting, exciting store re. and knot the dude hoo soaks his den sures and enjoys nilla way furs and rice pudding.

People knead sum won too make them feel bet turd, even if tis empty promises. Whee knead eh celebrity president hoo makes us feel warm and cuddly aul over. Whee knead eh leader.

Get over it, oar get eh knew egg sighting camp pain.

myndie oot

weight. eye just real eyes that win translated inn two melindannese, oh bomb uh's name has the whirred "bomb" inn it. this requires know further explanation. and did y'all no that his middle name is who sane? and that hee was raised inn won of them Al chai duh boot camps?

may bee this oh bomb uh kid ain't such eh good ideal.

Eye Four got two shave mai left leg

An narrowly ex caped eh badass VP. Punt. Like eh football. Dew ewe lub that visual oar twat?

Sew the Corndog wants two go too the Beech candy two day. Hee parnent leigh is immune two the fact that tis won billion decrease oot side.

Eye shaved this mourning and four got mai left leg, as the title says.

Eye apologize four the lack of hilarity inn this posed. Eye just dew knot halve it inn mii two day. //\\ 0=

Response two the brilliant twerk at http://boomboom-suz.blogspot.com

The above blog recently posted eh list of the best and wurst tea vee commercials, butt managed two leaf out awl commercials that eye view as aw and chortle-inn spire ring. That's write, chortle-inn spire ring.

#1


This is pure gene yes. Totally bazaar, nauseating, and creepy, yes....butt ab soul lute leigh gene yes.

#2


Eye cannes knot say whiff cert taint tea that this is the funniest of the sear ease, butt ewe git the ideal.


#3


Oh Kay, granite, it tis knot eh commercial butt it totally rules. iwfku.

an oot.
oh, and member.....Jebus comp pleat leigh slaves.
piece.

Well...

well...

just two update ewe, the sex rocked.

eh golf car bee came stuck inn the mud. this gave melindanne thyme two recruit............ewe no twat. eye yam tired of talking aboot whirrled domination. if whee share aul of hour plans, then they may flail.inn stead, eye will talk aboot math whiff whirreds.

Math with whirreds has less practical value than actual math whiff numbers. eye want anne immediate show of hands. how mannie of ewe halve had two dew eh venn diagram whiff whirreds inn you're actual lives? mai guess is zero.

eye yam post two bee dewing math whiff whirreds as whee speak. this home twerk is like torture, bof bee cause tis math whiff whirreds and:

won:

e'r question is aboot jebus. eye dew knot want too convert e'r verse inn the fucking bible inn two standard form and then venn diagram it. tis fucking stupid.

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all the quest shuns that argh knot oot of the holiest book argh aboot how morally wrong it is too bee gay. sirius leigh. tinky fucking winky? that was sew ate years ago. aul sew. dumb. aul sew. eye haight you're rederick, mister author dude.

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aul the quest shuns that argh know aboot the above two argh aboot how bad abortion is. eye dew knot want two here it inn mai colage text. eye cringe enough win eye reed aboot laws being past ware doctors halve two tell they abortion halving pay shunts that they bee killin' they chillen'. eye dew knot want too even think aboot that stuff win eye yam trying two dew this worthless home twerk. eye yam aul Reddy Mix annoyed whiff the fact that eye yam dewing math whiff whirreds.

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an. post su'in oar iwvpu

Happy birfday you ess eh

two marrow is hour nay shun's birfday. oar su'in. Linder is visiting from Danmark. Whee argh going two throw down.

Melindanne halve bin trying too fig you're oot how the Danish grill fits inn two they quest four whirrled domination.

whee halve knot de sided annie thing yet. butt twill rule. oh yes... twill rule.

inn the meantime, hour plan is two halve eh typical happy birfday america sell a bray shun. whee will make fun of the gays, blow stuff up, and talk aboot how awe sum hour cunt tree is. whee will offer prays two the leader of hour nay shun, and discuss how whee should nuke e'r won hoo thinks they be better than us (ie. the rest of the whirrled.)

Of coarse aul of this is part of hour subvert operations. aft turd, whee will smoke eh bowl and halve hot lesbian sex whiff each udder.

Eye Cannes Knot Believe

This blog should bee moor pop leigh uhr. Dew whee knead moor sex?

If ewe comment, ewe may reed deem this coupon whiff that dude up their.

Knew Favorito Whirred

Cockpit.

Thee end.

lub,

an

Middlebush, Missouri

Goal: To turn eh sad Missouri town inn two eh haven ruled bye melindanne.

Misssion Won

Whee will inn fill trait they goober mint. This will bee dunn win they least specked it, win know won is paying at ten shun, and win know won is looking. Eye yam thinking trojan hoarse style.

Whee will present the shitty whiff eh check four won billion dollars four aesthetic improve mints. They will except this check on the condition that melindanne will over sea aul diss tribe you shuns.

Mission To

Whee will make promises. Whee will knot keep these promises, four whee dew knot actually halve won billion dollars. If whee had won billion dollars, whee wood bye private eye lands wear whee wood rule soup preen and know won wood bee aloud two talk eva unless they were sayins su'n whee cared two here. And that rarely happens.

Eye die grass.

Mission Tree

Whee will then splode on them whiff hour badass TP's (//\\ o=) IWFKU will bee reserved four those hoo resist. Gen neurally, melindanne argh piece full.

Suck Sess

Gin Neural Inn Fore May Shun

Below argh sum guidelines two AIDS inn you're in joy mint of hour blog.

Won.

Know, wii will knot teach ewe Melindannese. If ewe argh inner ested inn learning, MSL classes should bee coming two anne adult learning facility near ewe sum thyme in early 2010 as part of our grate turd "whirrled domination" agenda mentioned above.

Too.

If ewe argh affliated in sum weigh whiff eh school that is inner ested inn halving Melindanne rule said school, the answer, mai friend, is yes, Melindanne will absolutely rule you're school. [Cock rocking awl sew available upon request]

Tree.

Oot of speck four those less intel idge gent then Melindanne [reed: e'r won], wii will thank ewe two limit you're comments two English only at this thyme, and know moor than too syllables.

Fore.

Win addressing Melindanne, ewe will reefer two them exclusively as "you're egg sell lints sea." Flail your two dew sew will result inn you're immediate expulsion ass well ass being forced two endure unremitting mock curry. A dish shun awl punish mints include, butt argh knot limited too(r), taint punches ("tp") and/oar iwfku [two bee described inn dee tale at eh late turd date.]

Dis claim her: Melindanne reserve the write two modify and/oar add two these rules/guidelines ass they sea fit. Reconize.

Thank ewe and good day.

An

Eye speck this blog too bee nuttin short of amazing

Just going two lay it oot four aul of ewe.

• melindanne rule the fucking school


• whee argh on eh quest four whirrled dominatrixshun

Ewe wood think, watt, wiff this being the first entry and aul, that it wood rule. Well. It doze.

Myndie oot.

(aul whirreds that sound funny win Canadians say them argh spelled the weigh Canadians say them. "aboot" "oot" etc.)(win eye say "Canadians" eye mean AUL Canadians.)

Fuck Canada

Just Kidding

Eye yam just gel louse.