Oh Bomb Uh...

Sew e'r won's panties argh inn eh not bee cause Oh bomb uh is getting moor media at tin shun than McOld guy.

Gas is eating half of e'r won's inn cum, groceries argh eating the udder half, and their appears too bee know end in site. Shit is bad, yo. Eye dew knot speck twill bee getting bet turd annie thyme soon. Inn fact, eye bee leave whee argh inn the middle of eh vary long twisty slide that leads two the dark, cold bottom of the well.

People argh sad. People argh lieu sing they jobs. People cannes knot afford two dew annie thing fun. People argh worried aboot they health.

Sew along cums this young hot black man whiff aul these bright shiny ideals. Hee talks good, aul sew. Hee is smart, and cannes form eh sentence good. Hee aul sew appears two know whirrled geography (witch is step won inn whirrled domination.)

So yeah, the media is going two follow around the guy whiff the uplifting, exciting store re. and knot the dude hoo soaks his den sures and enjoys nilla way furs and rice pudding.

People knead sum won too make them feel bet turd, even if tis empty promises. Whee knead eh celebrity president hoo makes us feel warm and cuddly aul over. Whee knead eh leader.

Get over it, oar get eh knew egg sighting camp pain.

myndie oot

weight. eye just real eyes that win translated inn two melindannese, oh bomb uh's name has the whirred "bomb" inn it. this requires know further explanation. and did y'all no that his middle name is who sane? and that hee was raised inn won of them Al chai duh boot camps?

may bee this oh bomb uh kid ain't such eh good ideal.