Thursday, July 24, 2008

Oh Bomb Uh...


Sew e'r won's panties argh inn eh not bee cause Oh bomb uh is getting moor media at tin shun than McOld guy.


Gas is eating half of e'r won's inn cum, groceries argh eating the udder half, and their appears too bee know end in site. Shit is bad, yo. Eye dew knot speck twill bee getting bet turd annie thyme soon. Inn fact, eye bee leave whee argh inn the middle of eh vary long twisty slide that leads two the dark, cold bottom of the well.


People argh sad. People argh lieu sing they jobs. People cannes knot afford two dew annie thing fun. People argh worried aboot they health.


Sew along cums this young hot black man whiff aul these bright shiny ideals. Hee talks good, aul sew. Hee is smart, and cannes form eh sentence good. Hee aul sew appears two know whirrled geography (witch is step won inn whirrled domination.)


So yeah, the media is going two follow around the guy whiff the uplifting, exciting store re. and knot the dude hoo soaks his den sures and enjoys nilla way furs and rice pudding.
People knead sum won too make them feel bet turd, even if tis empty promises. Whee knead eh celebrity president hoo makes us feel warm and cuddly aul over. Whee knead eh leader.


Get over it, oar get eh knew egg sighting camp pain.


myndie oot


weight. eye just real eyes that win translated inn two melindannese, oh bomb uh's name has the whirred "bomb" inn it. this requires know further explanation. and did y'all no that his middle name is who sane? and that hee was raised inn won of them Al chai duh boot camps?


may bee this oh bomb uh kid ain't such eh good ideal.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Eye Four got two shave mai left leg

An narrowly ex caped eh badass VP. Punt. Like eh football. Dew ewe lub that visual oar twat?

Sew the Corndog wants two go too the Beech candy two day. Hee parnent leigh is immune two the fact that tis won billion decrease oot side.

Eye shaved this mourning and four got mai left leg, as the title says.

Eye apologize four the lack of hilarity inn this posed. Eye just dew knot halve it inn mii two day. //\\ 0=

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Response two the brilliant twerk at http://boomboom-suz.blogspot.com

The above blog recently posted eh list of the best and wurst tea vee commercials, butt managed two leaf out awl commercials that eye view as aw and chortle-inn spire ring. That's write, chortle-inn spire ring.

#1


This is pure gene yes. Totally bazaar, nauseating, and creepy, yes....butt ab soul lute leigh gene yes.

#2


Eye cannes knot say whiff cert taint tea that this is the funniest of the sear ease, butt ewe git the ideal.


#3


Oh Kay, granite, it tis knot eh commercial butt it totally rules. iwfku.

an oot.
oh, and member.....Jebus comp pleat leigh slaves.
piece.

Well...

well...

just two update ewe, the sex rocked.

eh golf car bee came stuck inn the mud. this gave melindanne thyme two recruit............ewe no twat. eye yam tired of talking aboot whirrled domination. if whee share aul of hour plans, then they may flail.inn stead, eye will talk aboot math whiff whirreds.

Math with whirreds has less practical value than actual math whiff numbers. eye want anne immediate show of hands. how mannie of ewe halve had two dew eh venn diagram whiff whirreds inn you're actual lives? mai guess is zero.

eye yam post two bee dewing math whiff whirreds as whee speak. this home twerk is like torture, bof bee cause tis math whiff whirreds and:

won:

e'r question is aboot jebus. eye dew knot want too convert e'r verse inn the fucking bible inn two standard form and then venn diagram it. tis fucking stupid.

to

all the quest shuns that argh knot oot of the holiest book argh aboot how morally wrong it is too bee gay. sirius leigh. tinky fucking winky? that was sew ate years ago. aul sew. dumb. aul sew. eye haight you're rederick, mister author dude.

tree

aul the quest shuns that argh know aboot the above two argh aboot how bad abortion is. eye dew knot want two here it inn mai colage text. eye cringe enough win eye reed aboot laws being past ware doctors halve two tell they abortion halving pay shunts that they bee killin' they chillen'. eye dew knot want too even think aboot that stuff win eye yam trying two dew this worthless home twerk. eye yam aul Reddy Mix annoyed whiff the fact that eye yam dewing math whiff whirreds.

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an. post su'in oar iwvpu

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Happy birfday you ess eh

two marrow is hour nay shun's birfday. oar su'in. Linder is visiting from Danmark. Whee argh going two throw down.

Melindanne halve bin trying too fig you're oot how the Danish grill fits inn two they quest four whirrled domination.

whee halve knot de sided annie thing yet. butt twill rule. oh yes... twill rule.

inn the meantime, hour plan is two halve eh typical happy birfday america sell a bray shun. whee will make fun of the gays, blow stuff up, and talk aboot how awe sum hour cunt tree is. whee will offer prays two the leader of hour nay shun, and discuss how whee should nuke e'r won hoo thinks they be better than us (ie. the rest of the whirrled.)

Of coarse aul of this is part of hour subvert operations. aft turd, whee will smoke eh bowl and halve hot lesbian sex whiff each udder.